New Full Body Autonomy Blankets

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

Feeling peachy? Good! Keep up that energy whenever and wherever you go!

Your body doesn't depreciate in value as you age! Love, appreciate, and respect how time transforms your physical form with this body positive floral design!

I can sleep all day, I can sleep all night, I can drink 4 cups of coffee, but I'm still SO TIRED!! Body, could you just be normal for once, and stop being so chronically sleepy???

I'm a juicy as a perfectly ripe peach, and thicc as one too. Delicious and soft, be proud of your body! Great for thicc, peachy pun lovers!

Would you give an arm and a leg for a Fullmetal Alchemist shirt featuring cats? Well, you can keep your body parts. No need to transmute a new wardrobe when you can just get this!

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!

Wine is the true spirit of Christmas after all. Get into holiday spirits with this wine/drinking-themed design!

Move over hot girl summer, it's now time for Fay Girl Fall. Show off that all bodies are hot girl bodies any time of year with this body positive, fall lover design featuring script lettering and leaves!

Are you a part of the full moon society? A club specifically for people who feel a little more wild during the night... Especially those who have a craving for flesh when the sun goes down.

What even is life? This parody design is perfect for laughing and/or crying at the absolute ridiculousness that is being alive in this plane of existence.

Celebrate fall and feminism with this, "Pumpkin Spice and Repro Rights" design - because nothing tastes better than the right to bodily autonomy!

Abortion is health care. Period. Support the humanity of all reproductive health and bodily autonomy with this, "Abortion is Health Care" retro, repro freedom design. feminist feminism abortion is health care safe abortions full body autonomy bodily autonomy health care human rights smiley smiley face sassy activism activist politics political protest roe v.

Intersectional feminism includes reproductive freedom for all! Proudly show your support for reproductive rights and body autonomy with this, "Repro Freedom For All" roses and ribbons design.

Dungeons, Dragons, & Dad Bods. Oh my! Roll for fuzzy tummies and silly jokes.

Wow, what strange cats, but still lovable all the same! These fluffy critters are full of energy... well, when they aren't sleeping, anyway. Great for totoro and ghibli lovers!

Put on those cute booty shorts and let that little cotton tail out for the world to see. When sun comes out to the world so do the cute little buns. The bunny rabbits that is! So flaunt that cutie body of yours and yell out to the world SUNS OUT BUNS OUT with this hippity hoppity rabbit design!

Own your body! Love yourself and show off your body positivity with this beautiful, pro-curves, feminist inspired shirt! Who cares what size you are because you are beautiful no matter what!

If you feel nostalgic for dino nuggets, then you're in luck with this dinosaur chicken nugget design! Talk about going full circle when going from dinosaur to chicken, to nugget, to dinosaur nugget!

Mess with the puff or you'll get the tuff! Get ready for buff kirby, he's going to turn that squishy soft body into rock hard muscle.

Fat Goth Slut. Show that you're a fat goth slut and you're proud of it with this metal body-positive inspired design.

Ah, I see you've been studying the books of gains. But Have you pondered these massive ORBS?! The orbs are my muscles!! Flex like the extremely yolked sorcerer you are with this funny "muscle wizard" design, perfect for harnessing the ethereal otherworldly power of lifting weights.

Time to pick up the dumb bells again and get rippet! Bring back that bod in time for the summer!

Aww, honey! It's Boobee time! Get buzzin' on boobies and bees with this sweet mashup.

Aww, honey! It's Boobee time! Get buzzin' on boobies and bees with this sweet mashup.

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

Thicc dads are the best dads. Show off your love for your body positive thicc dad or just thicc dads in general, with this Father's day thicc dad shirt!

Thicc dads are the best dads. Show off your love for your body positive thicc dad or just thicc dads in general, with this Father's day thicc dad shirt!

Often times people are quick to judge things that they don't understand. True facts remain though, your body is your own, and it's your decision what you do with it. Baphomet respects your decisions, and supports you. If you're a radical feminist, this cute bapahomet shirt is sure to catch on to you're "don't touch me" vibes.

Often times people are quick to judge things that they don't understand. True facts remain though, your body is your own, and it's your decision what you do with it. Baphomet respects your decisions, and supports you. If you're a radical feminist, this cute bapahomet shirt is sure to catch on to you're "don't touch me" vibes.